Good dick, great vibes, let the shirt do the talking. Make your message crystal clear with the “Good Dick Attached to a Good Man” tee from Assholes Live Forever. Made from 100% cotton, this bold black shirt pairs comfort with in-your-face confidence. White lettering on both sides keeps it sharp, savage, and impossible to ignore. Whether you’re kicking back, catching stares at brunch, or owning the night, this tee speaks volumes—without a word. Loud, proud, and built for men who know exactly what they bring to the table.

• 100% cotton for breathable, everyday wear
• “Good Dick Attached to a Good Man” front + back print
• Bold white font stands out on classic black
• True to size
• Assholes Live Forever branding on the back